A Field Guide dedicated to the destruction of The Expendables, achieved by following the first and most important rule of combat.
Kill First
– Jean Vilain
This Heavy Weapons specialist is NOT to be taken lightly.
But I come to bury Hale Caesar. Not to praise him.
DOB: July 30, 1968
Height: 6’2
Weight: 245 lbs.
Weapon of Choice: AA12 Shotgun
Psych Profile: Appreciates the finer things in life. Suffers from (justifiable) superiority complex.
Idiosyncrasies: Calls his weapon “Oomya Kaboom”. Foodie. Personal hygiene enthusiast.
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