A Field Guide dedicated to the destruction of The Expendables, achieved by following the first and most important rule of combat.
Kill First
– Jean Vilain
Demolitions Expert. Close Quarters Combat specialist. We shall see.
DOB: June 22, 1963
Height: 6’1
Weight: 205 lbs.
Weapon of Choice: Throwing Ax
Psych Profile: In therapy for Avoidant Personality Disorder. Strives to be an Enlightened Male, especially in romantic relationships.
Idiosyncrasies: Likes cereal. Has cauliflower ear from college wrestling. Tell stories about this a lot. A lot.
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