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Fighting Man

Chokehold

There is an Unholy Trinity of close quarters combat.

1 -  Know you will win no matter what. This is The Father.

2 -  Know the body’s Kill Points. This is The Son.

3 -  Precisely strike them with a fluid, powerful motion that transmits the hit’s energy and delivers maximum damage.

This is The Holy Shit.

Kill first,
Jean Vilain

360 split kick

Ask anyone who is STILL LIVING that has ever known me and they will tell you: This is one of the things I am known for. This combat move.

This 360 Kick is the most elegant maneuver in my corporal arsenal. Conversely, it holds the direst of consequences for my opponent. Every time, it seems to surprise them with my spin of apparent retreat, but finishes in a way they don’t see until it is too late. It is a fight move I use at least once every fight… as the last move of every fight.

TRENCH
Former mercenary teammate of Barney Ross.  Now estranged. No one knows why.DOB:  July 30, 1947
Height:  6’2
Weight: 250 lbsWeapon of Choice:  44mm Grenade LauncherPsych Profile:   Multiple Personality Disorder?  Myriad former identities:  Bodybuilder, Swordsman, Assassin, Bodyguard, Soldier, Cop, Construction Worker, Secret Agent, U.S. Marshal, Firefighter… the list goes on.Idiosyncrasies:   It’s not a rumor:  He’ll be back.

TRENCH

Former mercenary teammate of Barney Ross.  Now estranged. No one knows why.

DOB:  July 30, 1947

Height:  6’2

Weight: 250 lbs

Weapon of Choice:  44mm Grenade Launcher

Psych Profile:   Multiple Personality Disorder?  Myriad former identities:  Bodybuilder, Swordsman, Assassin, Bodyguard, Soldier, Cop, Construction Worker, Secret Agent, U.S. Marshal, Firefighter… the list goes on.

Idiosyncrasies:   It’s not a rumor:  He’ll be back.

BILLY TIMMONS
Sharpshooter. Fighting Man? Respect worthy? Does he fear? Should he? Not military anymore. Roger that. DOB:  January 13, 1990
Height:  6’5
Weight:  200 lbs.
Weapon of Choice:  Sniper RiflePsych Profile:  Does it all for Sophia.  So his heart is not in this game.  Makes it an easy target.Idiosyncrasies:  Remember when you could do that?  Barney Ross does.

BILLY TIMMONS



Sharpshooter. Fighting Man? Respect worthy? Does he fear? Should he? Not military anymore. Roger that. 

DOB:  January 13, 1990

Height:  6’5

Weight:  200 lbs.

Weapon of Choice:  Sniper Rifle

Psych Profile:  Does it all for Sophia.  So his heart is not in this game.  Makes it an easy target.

Idiosyncrasies:  Remember when you could do that?  Barney Ross does.

TOLL ROAD
Demolitions Expert.  Close Quarters Combat specialist.  We shall see.DOB: June 22, 1963
Height: 6’1
Weight: 205 lbs.Weapon of Choice:  Throwing AxPsych Profile: In therapy for Avoidant Personality Disorder. Strives to be an Enlightened Male, especially in romantic relationships.Idiosyncrasies: Likes cereal. Has cauliflower ear from college wrestling. Tell stories about this a lot.  A lot.

TOLL ROAD


Demolitions Expert.  Close Quarters Combat specialist.  We shall see.

DOB: June 22, 1963

Height: 6’1

Weight: 205 lbs.

Weapon of Choice:  Throwing Ax

Psych Profile: In therapy for Avoidant Personality Disorder. Strives to be an Enlightened Male, especially in romantic relationships.

Idiosyncrasies: Likes cereal. Has cauliflower ear from college wrestling. Tell stories about this a lot.  A lot.

GUNNAR JENSEN
Chemical engineer.  Fulbright Scholar.  MIT.  Harvard. Quit to be a bouncer to impress a girl. So there you go.
DOB: November 3, 1957
Height: 6’5Weight: 242 lbs.
Weapon of Choice:  Grenade Launcher
Psych Profile:  A mess.  Addict? Drunkard?  Brain damaged? Autistic savant?  All of the above? 
Idiosyncrasies: Brilliant, if inept.  

GUNNAR JENSEN

Chemical engineer.  Fulbright Scholar.  MITHarvard. Quit to be a bouncer to impress a girl. So there you go.

DOB: November 3, 1957

Height: 6’5

Weight: 242 lbs.

Weapon of Choice:  Grenade Launcher

Psych Profile:  A mess.  Addict? Drunkard?  Brain damaged? Autistic savant?  All of the above

IdiosyncrasiesBrilliant, if inept.  

If I don’t get this back…Your ass is terminated!

CAESAR

EAGLE CLAW

Yin Yang is an expert in Fānziquán kung-fu.  He is shorter than you.  And he is much, much quicker.

His feet strike faster than a cobra and they are twice as deadly.

His hands tumble like water with the claws of an Eagle.

His two fists are fast like the falling rain drops and move like a snapping whip.

Kill Him First.

LEE CHRISTMAS
Ross’s worthy right hand man, Lee Christmas is a former British SAS soldier and an expert at close quarters knife combat.  Also an expert wise-ass.
DOB:  September 12, 1967
Height: 5’9Weight: 175 lbs.
Weapon of Choice:  Throwing Knives
Psych Profile:  Unquestioningly loyal to friends (strength) and women (weakness).
Idiosyncrasies:  Runs with sharp objects.  Texting addict.  Holier than thou.
“Christmas falls early this year.”

LEE CHRISTMAS

Ross’s worthy right hand man, Lee Christmas is a former British SAS soldier and an expert at close quarters knife combat.  Also an expert wise-ass.

DOB:  September 12, 1967

Height: 5’9

Weight: 175 lbs.

Weapon of ChoiceThrowing Knives

Psych Profile:  Unquestioningly loyal to friends (strength) and women (weakness).

Idiosyncrasies:  Runs with sharp objects.  Texting addict.  Holier than thou.

Christmas falls early this year.”

Once in a while… it’s fun to run with the pack.

BOOKER