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The Expendables

#1 movie in america
Heard there’s a party in town.

#1 movie in america

Heard there’s a party in town.

Kill Points
So many ways to kill a man. So little time.
Kill First.– Jean Vilain

Kill Points

So many ways to kill a man. So little time.

Kill First.

– Jean Vilain

360 split kick

Ask anyone who is STILL LIVING that has ever known me and they will tell you: This is one of the things I am known for. This combat move.

This 360 Kick is the most elegant maneuver in my corporal arsenal. Conversely, it holds the direst of consequences for my opponent. Every time, it seems to surprise them with my spin of apparent retreat, but finishes in a way they don’t see until it is too late. It is a fight move I use at least once every fight… as the last move of every fight.

Fire-Starting
It is not enough to merely start fires.  You must also prevent others from putting them out.
Kill First.– Jean Vilain

Fire-Starting

It is not enough to merely start fires.  You must also prevent others from putting them out.

Kill First.

– Jean Vilain

RESPECT

RESPECT

MAGGIE
Specialist and scapegoat. Fluent in Chinese, English, French, and Slavic languages. Combat proficient. Does not need a babysitter.DOB:  September 5, 1978
Height:  5’5
Weight:  125 lbs.Weapon of Choice:  Carving KnifePsych Profile:  Code breaker? Heartbreaker. And a little crazy.Idiosyncrasies:  Hates math. Likes Italian… presumably meaning food.

MAGGIE

Specialist and scapegoat. Fluent in Chinese, English, French, and Slavic languages. Combat proficient. Does not need a babysitter.

DOB:  September 5, 1978

Height:  5’5

Weight:  125 lbs.

Weapon of Choice:  Carving Knife

Psych Profile:  Code breaker? Heartbreaker. And a little crazy.

Idiosyncrasies:  Hates math. Likes Italian… presumably meaning food.

BILLY TIMMONS
Sharpshooter. Fighting Man? Respect worthy? Does he fear? Should he? Not military anymore. Roger that. DOB:  January 13, 1990
Height:  6’5
Weight:  200 lbs.
Weapon of Choice:  Sniper RiflePsych Profile:  Does it all for Sophia.  So his heart is not in this game.  Makes it an easy target.Idiosyncrasies:  Remember when you could do that?  Barney Ross does.

BILLY TIMMONS



Sharpshooter. Fighting Man? Respect worthy? Does he fear? Should he? Not military anymore. Roger that. 

DOB:  January 13, 1990

Height:  6’5

Weight:  200 lbs.

Weapon of Choice:  Sniper Rifle

Psych Profile:  Does it all for Sophia.  So his heart is not in this game.  Makes it an easy target.

Idiosyncrasies:  Remember when you could do that?  Barney Ross does.

See you later, alligator.

YANG

What the hell’s wrong with cereal?

TOLL

SNAKES

I like symbols.

I bear the symbol of the Goat.  Satan’s favorite pet, they say.

And the snake?  The snake is Satan himself.