A Field Guide dedicated to the destruction of The Expendables, achieved by following the first and most important rule of combat.
Kill First
– Jean Vilain
This Heavy Weapons specialist is NOT to be taken lightly.
But I come to bury Hale Caesar. Not to praise him.
DOB: July 30, 1968
Height: 6’2
Weight: 245 lbs.
Weapon of Choice: AA12 Shotgun
Psych Profile: Appreciates the finer things in life. Suffers from (justifiable) superiority complex.
Idiosyncrasies: Calls his weapon “Oomya Kaboom”. Foodie. Personal hygiene enthusiast.
Hale Caesar’s weapon of choice. The most powerful firearm in the world. Fully automatic. Drum fed. Gas powered. The amount lead it delivers ensures any enemy within 200 yards will not survive.
So why is this supremely destructive weapon not used more frequently?
Because there is a shortage of true Fighting Men worthy of wielding it.
