A Field Guide dedicated to the destruction of The Expendables, achieved by following the first and most important rule of combat.
Kill First
– Jean Vilain
The Old Ways are dying and Respect must be taught. The Tuition will be blood in the dirt.
And I ask you, what, exactly, does it mean to be an “Expendable”?
It means to be superfluous. Spare. Unnecessary. Futile.
Useless.
And what do you do with something useless?
You dispose of it.
Kill First.
– Jean Vilain
BARNEY ROSS is a true Fighting Man who lives by a code, driven by his own personal sense of Respect, Righteousness and Revenge.
DOB: July 6, 1946
Height: 5’10
Weight: 215 lb.
Weapon of Choice: “Classics” (Brass Knuckles)
Psych Profile: Protective, Loyal, Vengeful, Emotionally Curbed.
Idiosyncrasies: Superstitious. Attaches power to objects and symbols.
The process for engaging this device can be narrowed down to three simple steps:
1.) Pull the pin.
2) Throw it at an enemy from at least 15 ft away.
3.) Enjoy the spectacle as your foe explodes.
It is important you follow this order specifically, if you value your limbs.
