A Field Guide dedicated to the destruction of The Expendables, achieved by following the first and most important rule of combat.
Kill First
– Jean Vilain
Shaolin. Honorable. Rejects killing in “gruesome” ways. Nobody’s perfect.
DOB: April 26, 1963
Height: 5’6
Weight: 145 lbs.
Weapon of Choice: Throwing Stars
Psych Profile: Persecution complex about height and being token “minority”. Habitual liar to serve personal profit.
Idiosyncrasies: Does NOT have a wife and child. Thinks he works twice as hard since he’s the shortest.
If your foe seems hot under the collar, then these throwing stars provide some ventilation.
In Japanese Shuriken means “a sword hidden in the hand”.
Improvise them from needles, nails, knives, coins and washers.
Expertly fashion them from metal into beautiful specimens of lethal art.
And then throw them.
