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wushu

See you later, alligator.

YANG

YIN YANG
Shaolin.  Honorable. Rejects killing in “gruesome” ways.  Nobody’s perfect.
DOB: April 26, 1963Height: 5’6Weight: 145 lbs.
Weapon of Choice:  Throwing Stars
Psych Profile: Persecution complex about height and being token “minority”. Habitual liar to serve personal profit.
Idiosyncrasies: Does NOT have a wife and child.  Thinks he works twice as hard since he’s the shortest.

YIN YANG

ShaolinHonorable. Rejects killing in “gruesome” ways.  Nobody’s perfect.

DOB: April 26, 1963

Height: 5’6

Weight: 145 lbs.

Weapon of Choice:  Throwing Stars

Psych ProfilePersecution complex about height and being token “minority”. Habitual liar to serve personal profit.

Idiosyncrasies: Does NOT have a wife and child.  Thinks he works twice as hard since he’s the shortest.

EAGLE CLAW

Yin Yang is an expert in Fānziquán kung-fu.  He is shorter than you.  And he is much, much quicker.

His feet strike faster than a cobra and they are twice as deadly.

His hands tumble like water with the claws of an Eagle.

His two fists are fast like the falling rain drops and move like a snapping whip.

Kill Him First.